Dear City of Los Angeles,
Recently, Mister and I were out riding our bikes along your streets. To the best of our abilities, we kept to roads with dedicated bike lanes. But as you are no doubt aware, many L.A. streets do not have bike lanes.
So as we traversed one such bike-lane-free street, I was barely able to dodge a gi-normous pothole. Mister, however, was not so fortunate. He hit the damaged part of the road and wiped out. Injuries? Absolutely. His fault? Not even a little bit.
So here’s what I want, City of Los Angeles: fix the damned street! As a taxpayer, I am not simply asking. No, I’m demanding that you take care of a job with which you are charged and for which you are responsible.
I appreciate your time and I look forward to seeing that street repaired – soon.
Sincerely,
Your Pal Mikki
PS If, for some reason, you do not take care of this damaged street, please advise me as to whom I should sue. Super-thanks!