The lizards are at it again. (Rats and squirrels are at it, too, but I don’t care to discuss those little fuckers right now.) So. Lizards. Since moving to the new pad, it has been lizards –…
Hello, Sticky!
Now that Los Angeles is becoming more and more desert-like, I’m starting to see more and more lizards. To that I say, Hello, Sticky! This not-so-little guy was hanging outside the back door, waiting for someone to…
Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me
I didn’t mean to do it. And yet I did. I found a lizard in the house. In the house, y’all. Since that little guy doesn’t pay rent, he had to go. So Mister and I put…
What The What?
Remember that little guy pictured above? I found him outside my front door. And I liked him. Cut to yesterday. I walked into the kitchen and there on the rug was a 4-inch version of that outside…
In The Garden
It took a while to get back to having a garden (after our tenure in The Hotel), but now we’re fortunate enough to have some greenery around. And this little guy was right outside the front door one…