It’s gonna be warm today. And that means a couple of things. 1. My ass is gonna be in that pool. 2. Mister will surely say something about the heat being as hot as satan’s butthole.…
Little Fonzies
The other day I was out and about and trying to stay alive. There was a heat on, and it was stifling. That wasn’t a problem, however, as I was mentally prepared for it. The challenge was dealing…
Wary of Heat – Partly Melty
Okay. After very little sleep Monday night, and waking too early yesterday morning, I found myself dragging. Sleeping in a broken a/c, hot box of a house will do that. When I did get up yesterday, I immediately…
Wary of Heat
When I was a kid, living with my great-grandparents, conditioned air was nowhere to be found. There wasn’t so much as a window unit in the bedroom where 6 of us slept (no lie). In the heat of…
Butt in Pool
Too – hot. Must – get – butt – in – pool…
L.A. Beer Week
We are smack dab in the middle of L.A. Beer Week and boy are my arms tired. Not that I just flew in or anything. Just kidding. That’s the kind of joke I tell when I’m all happy…
Be Still, My Bleating Heart
So. By the time the temperature had risen to 107 degrees yesterday (and still hadn’t topped out for the day), I had entered a sort of lull. It happened without fanfare and I didn’t know I was in…
Summer, Summer, Summer
Today is the first official day of summer. More like the first day of simmer. I don’t know what it’s like in your neck of the world, but here in the armpit, we’re expecting 100+ degree temperatures (a…
Scratch That
I thought last weekend, being the true final weekend of summer, was the end of pool time. Well scratch that. See – when I think I understand the weather, it goes and flips things around and stymies…