Thursday Memories




The other day I was out walking and crossed the L.A. River. Now I’ve crossed that section of drainage time and time again, and never noticed the giant pipe spanning the area. When I did see it, it immediately took me back to being a small child in Barnesville, GA. And once my mind started down that path, I began digging on the interwebs. Y’all – I learned plenty.


When I was in the first grade in Barnesville, my best friend lived two houses down and her name was Lisa Haire. Lisa was a year or two older than me and worldly. She was the youngest of four kids and that meant she was exposed to much more life than I. Not only that, but her mother was C-O-O-L. Miss Haire was this happening lady. She looked cool. She was laid-back cool. Even her food was cool. She introduced me to anchovies on pizza, for cry-eye. That was, for this small-town Georgia girl, revolutionary! It also caused quite a stir at my house when I spoke of the matter. I was told, “We do not eat anchovies on pizza in this house.”


Anyhoo – behind our houses was a beautiful, wild creek. Lisa and I used to hang out there and play. We’d swim in the deepest part (waist-high) and search for critters. The crawfish were fascinating and fun. We had to put our heads underwater to watch them beneath an overhang. The old albino catfish, the one we named “Gepetto,” was beautiful and in time he allowed us to rub his belly. The occasional snake was none-too-welcome by me, but they never seemed to bother Lisa. And when we’d sit on tree roots that extended out from the bank, high above the creek below, we’d look for fairies in the grass and weeds. Remember – I was all of six years old.


A ways down from both our houses, a giant pipe extended across the creek to the other side. Now – unlike the pipe I saw the other day in L.A., the old Georgia pipe did not have a flat part running across its top. It was just round, and it was about fifteen feet above the creek below. Lisa and I would cross that thing whenever we wandered down that far. We were careful, and I don’t remember either of us ever falling. I do remember some mean boys from the other side of the creek coming after us one day. Lisa and I had crossed the pipe and were wandering around the other side. That area was mostly backyards and woods, and I guess those boys claimed that territory as their own. When Lisa and I were spotted on the wrong side of the creek, the boys decided to run us off. As we huffed and puffed toward that pipe, I remember one of the boys saying something about how they had us. But they didn’t know we were brave. They didn’t know we trusted that pipe and ourselves. With Lisa leading and me a few steps behind, we got across as quickly as we could and left the mean boys on the other side of the creek. They were too afraid to cross over.


After remembering and thinking about all this and be-bopping on my laptop, I happened upon an obituary for Miss Haire. She passed away earlier this year. Reading through that obituary, I was reminded of having known Miss Haire and her family. I also learned a few things about Miss Haire herself, things I never knew. Like how she had been active in the US Air Force and had been stationed in occupied Japan. And how she had worked at the Warner Robins Air Force base until she retired at the age of 80. I certainly never knew she’d graduated Magna Cum Laude from Tift College, with a degree in English and Journalism. As it turns out, I really knew nothing about Miss Haire. To me, she was my friend’s mama. And she was nice. I suppose for a six-year-old child, that was enough.


Now that I’ve taken notice of the big pipe spanning the L.A. River, I’ll be sure to look at it every time I pass. I’m guessing I’ll also remember – each and every time – my friend Lisa, and her sweet mother, Miss Haire.

Bus Number 2


“Now first it wasn’t easy -
Changin’ Rock and Roll and minds. And things were getting shaky.
I thought I’d have to leave it behind.
But now it’s so much better (it’s so much better).
I’m funking out in every way.
But I’ll never lose that feelin’ (no I won’t)
Of how I learned my lesson that day…”

Music & Lyrics written by Robert W. Parissi

(b. 1950)



“You ask him.”

“No! You ask him!”

This was how it went until some brave kid yelled over the rattling of the old Blue Bird bus engine, “Floyd? Play it for us!”


I was 9 years old, living in Barnesville, GA – The Buggy Capital of The South. My family moved around a lot when I was growing up, but had somehow managed to stay in the same little house on Westchester Drive for a couple of years. It was a fairly average street, but our yard was on the less-than-average side, if you know what I mean. Where others had mown grass, we had knee-high weeds. Where others had trimmed shrubbery, we had unruly, web-laden, unidentifiable flora. My father had gotten himself a dangerous bulldog and needed to enclose the back and side yards to keep “Brutus” from attacking random strangers, so he erected a ragged, leaning chicken-wire fence that protected the neighborhood (but not us kids), and that poor fence was visible from the street. I had done my part to junk up the yard, too: I found an old two-by-four at an abandoned construction site and dragged it home to practice my Nadia Comaneci gymnastics moves. I put it in the yard, next to the driveway where, for all I know, it’s residing still. We were definitely what you’d call “white trash,” though my parents would have slapped me cross-eyed had I said that out loud, for they fiercely denied our lack of social graces. Looking back, I’m sure our neighbors despised what our house did to their property values. But that meant nothing to me. I didn’t know we were trashy. I was just a kid. And for most of the year, my primary occupation was going to school and not giving a flying fig-newton about real estate.


Back then, the school bus serving our side of town was driven by Floyd. He was a bearded, doughy man, sleight in height, with skin as dark as night. I’m not sure, but I seem to recall Floyd having an earring or two. I also remember him being even-tempered and smiling – a lot. Floyd seemed happy! That alone made him likable, but there was more. I don’t know if other bus drivers had taken the same liberties as Floyd, but he had tricked out good old bus number 2. There were a few appealing pictures taped to the front walls, near the driver’s seat. There was also red ball-fringe trim strung around the tops of the front windshield and the driver’s side window. Because we were innocent little things, we called that fringe “dingle-berries” and never thought anything of it. But I digress. Floyd had not merely made bus number 2 easy on the eyes; he had also installed an 8-track player and speakers. And we kids loved it.


When we were behaving, Floyd would play music during the bus rides to and from school. He had a small collection of 8-tracks that he kept by his seat, and we were fairly content to listen to whatever he chose to play. But collectively, we kids had a favorite, and when Floyd was feeling generous, or just wanted to throw us a bone, he’d pop in and play the one song that really got the whole bus reeling: Wild Cherry’s “Play That Funky Music.”


Imagine: You’re at a stop light and a school bus pulls up beside you, and you hear it. You look over, and in every little window you see children of all ages and colors, screaming “Play that funky music, white boy! Play that funky music right! Play that funky music, white boy! Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die! Till you die!” And at the wheel, you see a smiling, black pirate, bobbing his head in time with the singing of the children. Then the light changes and you watch as the rocking, rolling bus swaggers on by. Y’all – that cannot have been a common site anywhere, let alone in Barnesville, GA.


Floyd didn’t indulge us every day. But once or twice a week, he’d give in and we ate it up. I don’t remember any fights taking place on bus number 2, but I suppose it happened once in a while. For the most part, I think we were fairly behaved. We respected Floyd. He was a nice bus driver. And for his part, he seemed to respect us, too. Kids don’t always get respect from adults, and that’s a shame. In situations of mutual respect, there’s little need or desire to act out.


At some point, my family returned to its habit of uprooting and we left that county. It was heartbreaking for me. My friends, my teachers – I had to leave them all behind. I cried openly about that with friends. And believe it or not, even some of my teachers cried when I told them I wouldn’t be back. I can still see their faces. Those people made a difference in who I am. They mattered to me.


I never told Floyd I wouldn’t be back. I thought about it, but I just didn’t. I figured he wouldn’t notice, that I couldn’t possibly have brought anything to his life during those morning and afternoon bus rides. And when I looked at all he’d given me – joy, laughter, music, kindness – there was just no way I measured up. That’s how the kid-me thought about it anyway.


I will never again see Floyd the bus driver. Most of the old Blue Birds are out of commission, replaced with some new-fangled, safer buses, so those aren’t easy to come by either. But every now and then I hear the first notes of that Wild Cherry song. And each time, without fail, I am 9 years old, about 3 rows back on bus number 2, singing with all the other poor kids in my county. We are a mighty chorus! We are happy! We are alive!


And God help me, I still love red dingle-berries.