My name is Mikki and I swear.
This is no secret, and I’m quite open about the fact that sailors swear like me. In these missives, I do my best to keep it PG. You know, out of respect for all of you.
Anyhoo, I’ve recently developed a bad habit. Every time I feel the need to express myself with an expletive, I say, “Sh%&-Balls!”
And it’s not my fault! I got this from a particular blonde chick. (She knows who she is.) I don’t know what happened, or how this one took root, but there you go.
I am way too susceptible to aural influences.