Today is World Pasta Day and I’d like to celebrate that, as I really love me some pasta.
Today is also my Patty’s birthday and I’d like to celebrate that, as I really love me some Patty. And some cake.
Tonight is the first game of the World Series. I’d like to root, root, root for the Cleveland Indians, as they’ve been my team for over 20 years. Then again, I’d like to root, root, root for the Chicago Cubs, because come on! Who doesn’t love the Cubbies?
If I were a better me, I’d make a damned decision and stick with it. I could at least flip a coin or something. But I’m not a better me. I’m a me me. That probably means I’ll end up eating nachos, forgetting to call Patty, and go to painting class and miss the first game of the World Series altogether.
Note to self: get your shit together, girl! Dag!