Update: The good people at Popcornopolis contacted me (the same day of this post) to let me (and you) know that they’ve corrected the Nutrition Facts on their fine product and that we need not worry about any fuzzy math. What darlings! And hey – that Kettle Corn really is Delicious!
Dear Popcornopolis,
Yesterday I purchased an industrial-sized bag of your product, Kettle Corn. Per the front side of the bag, this product is truly “Delicious.” I might even agree with the printed text reading “100% Addictive.” I sure had a hard time putting the bag down. Wink, wink!
And then I turned the bag around and began to casually read the Nutrition Information.
As my eyes wandered over the so-called Facts, I realized you fine folks at Popcornopolis have utilized some fancy math there. I mean, only magic could make the Total Fat less than its component Fats. Very impressive calculating, Popcornopolis.
I do request that you stay as far away as possible from Mathematics textbooks. Stick to Kettle Corn. Numbers are clearly not your strong suit.
Sincerely,
Your Pal Mikki